|—||Ralph Waldo Emerson (via elige)|
|—||Roald Dahl (via wanduring)|
|—||A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner. (via ivynymph)|
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
Because everyone needs a gif of making ice cream sandwiches on their blog.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Going to the store tonight. Adds ice cream sandwiches to list.
Have I mentioned how much I love ice cream sandwiches lately.
A Single Thread Wrapped Around Thousands of Nails by Kumi Yamashita
Kumi Yamashita , whose mind-blowing shadow artworks have been featured before, uses a single, unbroken thread wrapped around thousands of nails to create stunning portraits of women and men.
In the ongoing series entitled Constellation (a nod to the Greek tradition of tracing mythical figures in the sky), the Japanese artist (living and working in New York) uses three simple materials to produce these otherworldly works of art.
My absolute favorite thing about BBC Sherlock is how in series 1, you think it’s a show about a bunch of normal people living with a sociopath; but by series 3, you realize it’s about a clever landlady who used to work in a drug ring, a pathologist who convinced the world’s most terrifying criminal mastermind to watch Glee, an ex-CIA assassain trying to rebuild her life, an ex-army medic with an adrenaline addiction who laughs at crime scenes, a powerful British government official who cares more about his little brother’s safety than the security of the entire country, and an emotional genius who secretly loves dancing while he suppresses his feelings to prevent his heart from being broken.
the assassination of Julius Caesar
That was so well planned i mean honestly i’m impressed
"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"
I can show you the world.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
(seductively licks lips)
(grabs your wrist)
(furiously hits you with your own hand)
WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR
THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT